Top 10 Reasons to Re-elect Mitch McConnell:
10. $4 per gallon gas is too cheap.
9. Chinese jobs are more important than ours.
8. Health insurance is overrated.
7. Millionaires deserve tax breaks more than I do.
6. The minimum wage is too high.
5. I prefer my tax dollars going to build bridges in Iraq instead of building bridges in Kentucky.
4. Working three jobs is the American Dream.
3. Seniors shouldn't get a free ride called Social Security and veterans don't deserve benefits.
2. $9.5 trillion in national debt just isn't enough.
1. I want the next six years to be worse than the last six.
(Courtesy of Larry Dale Keeling of the Herald-Leader)
